Look! Here’s another one behind the living room curtains! And here’s a new bottle of vodka in the guest bedroom closet under a stack of blankets. Of all the weird shit! No!! I swear! I have no idea how this stuff got there. No. Really. I swear. I speak no lies. PUHLEASE. And I don’tContinue reading “How Did That Bottle Get Under My Pillow!?”
Doesn’t have to befall anyone. If you’re an alcoholic and you don’t want to relapse this weekend, you’ll be just fine – AS LONG AS YOU DON’T SWALLOW ALCOHOL. Swallow something else!! This would taste better anyway!