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Has ANYONE Seen This Man?!

He’s Not Dead.

Last seen leaving the Delta Oaks area around 9:30 p.m. last night in a off white/cream colored convertible Ford Mustang. He was wearing baggy blue jeans, black walking shoes and a long sleeved, grey waffle textured hoodie over a blue T-shirt.

He’s not armed, probably hungry, and extremely chatty. It might also be helpful to know he’s never owned a cat.

Please call …. wait a sec. wait a minute.

Hold on. I think I hear something!

Is that … ? What the – – – Is that … Thunder?

Okay. Never mind. Found him. Snoring. Apparently he’d rolled under the couch.

Everything’s okay. Everyone can go home…

Published by Jennifer

I've finally found my happy place in sobriety. Yay! Go Me!

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