I do want to do it, but I don’t. I want to want to do it, but I really don’t want to do it. This internal back-and-forth, tug of war bologna, is driving me nuts. What’s a person to do?
And whose idea was it anyway to endow humans with this aggravating business of having two equally powerful and conflicting feelings at the same time?! What’s that all about?!
I don’t appreciate this one bit.
Do it or don’t do it?
I can’t tell.
I just don’t know.
Well – one thing’s for certain; I’ll either do it – or not – sober. 😃